urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bearcubwales bearcubwales bearcubwales 2005-06-22T15:00:06Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bearcubwales:1476 2005-06-22T15:00:06Z 2005-06-22T15:00:06Z Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed. <br /><br />In the morning, the guy on the right said "I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob" <br /><br />The guy on the left replied "That's weird so did I" <br /><br />Finally, the guy in the middle said "Lucky for you guys...I only dream't I was skiing" urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bearcubwales:1142 2005-06-22T14:59:38Z 2005-06-22T14:59:38Z A young Sailor joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors. <br /><br />"But dad, how will I know?" <br /><br />"Trust me son, you will know!"<br /><br />After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and shook his fathers hand. <br /><br />"Well son,how did it go?" <br /><br />"Dad, I found out what you ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard." <br /><br />"But how could you tell he was gay?" <br /><br />"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the boat yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY" urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bearcubwales:955 2005-06-22T14:34:11Z 2005-06-22T14:34:11Z Gay Translator<br /><br />I want a commitment. <br />I'm sick of masturbation. <br /><br />Haven't I seen you before? <br />Nice ass. <br /><br />I need you. <br />My hand is tired. <br /><br />You're the only man I've ever cared about. <br />You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. <br /><br />I'm a Romantic. <br />I'm poor. <br /><br />I really want to get to know you better. <br />So I can tell my friends about it. <br /><br />It's just orange juice, try it. <br />3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. <br /><br />He's kinda cute. <br />I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! <br /><br />He's not my type. <br />He won't sleep with me. <br /><br />I miss you so much <br />I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. <br /><br />I had a wonderful time last night. <br />Who the hell are you? <br /><br />Do you love me? <br />I've done something stupid and you might find out. <br /><br />Do you 'really' love me? <br />I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. <br /><br />I'll give you a call. <br />I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. <br /><br />I've been thinking a lot. <br />You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. <br /><br />I think we should just be friends. <br />You're ugly. <br /><br />I've learned a lot from you. <br />Next!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bearcubwales:565 2005-06-20T17:54:17Z 2005-06-20T17:54:17Z One night these two guys were having sex in their bedroom. <br />The guy fucking the other guy is about to cum, when the phone rings. <br />He gets up, and as he is walking out of the room, he says "don't cum until I get back." <br />He answers the phone and then goes back into the bedroom. <br />His boyfriend is laying on the bed and there is cum all over the wall. <br />He says " I thought I told you not to cum until I got back?!?" <br />His boyfriend says, "I didn't, I farted." urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bearcubwales:271 2005-06-20T17:47:46Z 2005-06-20T17:47:46Z If your uncle jack was stuck on top of an elephant, would you get a ladder and help jack off the elephant?